BATTY’S FIC LIST

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BARRATT BOY
Pairing: Young!N/J
Summary: Stumble drunk down the street at dawn; someone’s liable to notice.
Word Count: 1,200
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Voyeurism, Fluff

RED & WHITE
Pairing: Young!N/J
Summary: Some stains are lifelong. Remember the ginger times?
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Warnings: Fluff, Hair Dye, Noel being ginger


SUSPEND(ING DISBELIEF)
Pairing: N/J
Summary: Julian gets cheeky in suspenders in the back of a cab;
Noel ponders how transparent they are to onlookers;
A cabbie gets taken for a ride on a well played lie.
Word Count: 2’500
Rating: PG-13

* BASED ON THE INFAMOUS 2008 Men’s GQ AWARD INTERVIEW *
[ WATCH IT FIRST! ]


UNBUTTON
Pairing: Young!N/J
Summary: My take on the infamous incident Noel mentioned when being interviewed by Alan Carr.
(Allegedly the only time Noel & Julian have ever had a fight)
Word Count: 1’500
Rating: R
Warnings: Strong Language, Bickering, Laundry, Lee Mack Being Cheeky


IT’S ME, CATHY
Pairing: (implied) N/J
Summary: Julian watches Noel’s appearance on Let’s Dance For Comedy Relief. Enough said.
Word Count: 800
Rating: G
Warnings: Contemplation, Eyeing Up Noel, Mad Dance Skills

(( This was famously posted on *THE* day of the Let’s Dance first competition.
I fondly associate this with the explosion of love on tumblr… ))


BECOMING HEATHCLIFF
Pairing: (implied) N/J
Summary: The lead up to the now infamous Let’s Dance reunion, Noel convinces Julian to participate in his routine & recruits him to practice in the confines of his loft.
Word Count: 2’500
(1/4 is a sleepy, midnight phone call)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff


CHLORINE
Pairing: (implied) N/J
Summary: Ju watches Noel swimming in a candid moment, far away from home in the U.S. of A.
Word Count: 1050
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff

(( Really pointless little thing, but it broke my writer’s block & makes me think of them every time I go swimming ♥ ))


BLACK & BLUE
Pairing: (implied) Young!N/J
Summary: Brooding outside their apartment post-altercation at the club, roommate Lee Mack tries to pry the story from a silent Julian & shaken Noel.
Word Count: 3’200
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Strong Language, Post-Fight Bruise & Blood
(( I would consider this perhaps a sequel to my young!Boosh story Unbutton ))


UNTOUCHABLE
Pairing: N/J
Summary: A window into 3 different periods of Julian’s life.
3 different reminders of how Noel has so easily slid in & out of it.
3 different stories; 1 common, life changing denominator.
Word Count: 1900
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Young Sexual Fumbling > Fluff > Sad Angst
(( Unlike my usual contributions because it’s a little more unresolved. A little more realistic in it’s conclusion. I hope they fit together as well as I think they do! ))