OH MY GOD. ALL OF MY SIMONS.

OH MY GOD.
MY HOLLIS.  WHOM I CALL MY SIMON FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
AND THE REAL SIMON AMSTELL.
SHE WENT TO HIS SHOW.
I CANNOT HANDLE THIS.

SHE ALREADY WON AT LIFE. 
ALL OF MY FANGIRL FLAILS. 

strawberrybeatle:

StrawberryBatty: The Skyping Times

Batty: [while we’re both poking around Tumblr] Baby, I love you!
Hollis: [not hearing what she had said] Mmm… Andrew Garfield.
Batty: ….I just said I love you and you said Andrew Garfield.
Hollis: What?
Batty: I SAID I LOVE YOU AND YOU SAID ANDREW GARFIELD.
Hollis: Oh my god.

I don’t care how many times your immediate Spidey feels interrupt my sentences, I will still love you, bebe ♥

strawberrybeatle:

My Batty called me this morning just to make sure I woke up on time and so that we could wish each other a good day.
Have I mentioned that I love this woman?
Because I love this woman. 

I had the best day.
Mostly because I frequently thought about how soon enough I’ll just have to roll over
to wake you up ♥

rockandrollrat:

Stay With Me Baby - Lorraine Wilson

Thought I could listen to this again somehow
but nope.
Still just see you singing it to me in that empty subway car on the way to Coney Island.
NOPE.

lds-warrior:

Hey Love - Jason Mraz

COOLSTORYBATTYNOONEWANTEDTOBESADRIGHTNOW ::
I cried the first time I heard this come back on my iPod last week,
because the last time I’d listened to it it was through the wall
as Hollis sang it in the shower of our Brooklyn hotel room.


every time we talk, this is all I do x


YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL & I JUST WANT TO WRITE NICE THINGS TO YOU FOREVER BUT I ALSO WANT TO KISS YOU FOR MAKING SUCH SWEET GESTURES LIKE EFFING ADORABLE REACTION GIFS. ♥My girlfriend is better than yours.  And is the sweetest embodiment of Tumblr. 

every time we talk, this is all I do x

YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL & I JUST WANT TO WRITE NICE THINGS TO YOU FOREVER BUT I ALSO WANT TO KISS YOU FOR MAKING SUCH SWEET GESTURES LIKE EFFING ADORABLE REACTION GIFS. ♥

My girlfriend is better than yours.  
And is the sweetest embodiment of Tumblr. 

they-say-im-a-dreamer:


that time in the park with the fireflies x

I sent you both a message on tumblr expressing my feels about you two but i don’t think it sent so i will just post it under this adorable and beautiful picture.
—-
I am so happy that you both got the chance to meet. You both looked like you had such a fantastic time together and your posts made me squee so much at seeing my real life OTP was together. You are both so wonderful and lovely and you just deserve all the happiness in the world. I am in a long distance relationship myself so i know how difficult it is to deal with the seperation but you two give me hope that it will work out.In short you both are just wonderful and i am so over emotional that you got the chance to meet in person and the time until you see each other again goes really quickly. :)

I WANT THIS MESSAGE TATTOOED ON MY HEART BUH.  SO SWEET. ♥

they-say-im-a-dreamer:

that time in the park with the fireflies x

I sent you both a message on tumblr expressing my feels about you two but i don’t think it sent so i will just post it under this adorable and beautiful picture.

—-

I am so happy that you both got the chance to meet. You both looked like you had such a fantastic time together and your posts made me squee so much at seeing my real life OTP was together. You are both so wonderful and lovely and you just deserve all the happiness in the world. I am in a long distance relationship myself so i know how difficult it is to deal with the seperation but you two give me hope that it will work out.
In short you both are just wonderful and i am so over emotional that you got the chance to meet in person and the time until you see each other again goes really quickly. :)

I WANT THIS MESSAGE TATTOOED ON MY HEART
BUH.  SO SWEET. ♥